Chimera of global warming
Patrick Michaels
Copyright 1999 Washington Times
April 13, 1999
Ten years ago the Alps endured a virtually snowless winter.
Environmentalists 
blamed 
global warming.  A Swiss lobbying group, Alp Action, wrote in 1991
that 
global warming would put an end to winter sports in the Alps by
2025.
This year the Alps have had their 
greatest snowfall in 40 years, according to very preliminary data. 
Greenpeace 
has blamed 
global warming.  
How in the world can that be?  Is it possible to blame 
global warming for every weather anomaly, even if two consecutive
events are of opposite 
sign?  Can such a claim have 
"scientific" justification?
If one regards the United Nations as an authority on such
things, the answer, 
unfortunately, is yes.  
Global warmers, thanks to the good offices of the U.N. 
Intergovernmental Panel 
on Climate Change, can blame any weather event on pernicious
economic 
prosperity and resultant greenhouse gas emissions.
The most recent IPCC summary on climate change was
published three years ago.  
IPCC purports to be the 
"consensus of scientists" but in fact is a group of
individuals hand-picked by their respective 
governments. Does anyone really expect Al Gore to send me to
represent the 
United States at one of those meetings?  (Thank you, no, I have
been to one and 
that was enough.)
Absent my sage advice, here's what the 
United Nations wrote in 1995: 
"Warmer temperatures will lead to . . . prospects for more
severe droughts 
and/or floods in some places and less severe droughts and/or floods
in others."
As a punishment for not cleaning out the cat box, you might
ask your 
kid to diagram this sentence.  Rather than strain the graphics of
this word 
processor, we'll simply parse it.  What the IPCC is saying is that 
global warming will cause in 
"some places" and/or 
"others":
- More intense wet periods.
 - More intense dry periods.
 - More intense wet and dry periods.
 - Less intense wet periods.
 - Less intense dry periods.
 - And less intense wet and dry periods.
 
So, according to the 
"consensus of scientists," it's OK to blame a flood, or,
if you're in the mountains, a flood of snow, on 
global warming. It's also OK to blame 
a drought or a snowless Alp on 
global warming.
It's even OK to blame weather that is more normal than
normal ("less intense wet and dry periods") on 
global warming.
The IPCC statement, which cannot be proved wrong, is a
cynical attempt to allow 
anyone to blame 
anything on 
global warming.  As Julius Wroblewski of Vancouver, Canada, wrote
to me, this logic 
"represents a descent into the swamp of the non-falsifiable
hypothesis.  This is 
not a term of praise. Falsifiability is the internal logic in a
theory that 
allows a logical test to see if it is right or wrong."
A non-falsifiable theory is one for which no test can be
devised, and the U.N.  
statement fits the bill perfectly.  There is simply no observable
weather or 
climate that does not meet its criteria, except one: absolutely no
change in 
the climate, meaning no change in the average 
weather or the variability around that average.
Every climatologist on the planet knows that is impossible. 
Climate has to 
change because the sun is an inconstant star and the Earth is a
nonuniform 
medium whose primary surface constituent, water, is very near its
freezing 
point.  Freezing (or unfreezing) water makes the planet whiter (or
darker), 
which affects the 
degree to which it reflects the sun's warming rays.  A flicker of
the sun, 
therefore, ensures climate change.
A hot young climatologist named Robert Mann, writing in
Geophysical Research 
Letters, recently provided a powerful demonstration of this
phenomenon.  Using 
long-term records from tree 
rings and ice cores, he concluded that the planet was on a 900-year
cooling 
streak between 1000 and 1900. Then we warmed up almost twice as
much as we had 
cooled, but at least half of that warming was caused by our
inconsistent sun.  
Two NASA scientists recently demonstrated that the sun has been 
warming throughout the last 400 years.  As a result, if the last
decade weren't 
among the warmest in the last millennium, something would have been
wrong with 
the basic theory of climate: The sun warms the Earth.
That doesn't mean we haven't supplied a bit of greenhouse
warming, too. But 
greenhouse warming behaves 
differently than pure solar warming: It occurs largely in the
coldest air 
masses of winter.
That's a far cry from the United Nation's nonsense about 
"some places" and 
"others" experiencing more unusual, less unusual or
unusually usual weather.  And it 
has nothing to do with avalanches or snowless winters, 
either.
Patrick J.  Michaels is a senior fellow in environmental
studies at the Cato 
Institute and science adviser to the Greening Earth Society in
Arlington. 
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